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bootyoftheday: Hitomi Tanaka busting out
me
jesus fuckong chirst
welp
oh my god
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so i said i was going to do a giveaway when i hit a certain number of followers and i am FINALLY able to do it! so… rules.
- reblog this post once a day only, winner will be picked by a number generator.
- likes don’t count
- you don’t have to follow me to win but all my followers are appreciated!
- contest ends wednesday february 1st
- good luck!
WHAT YOU WIN:
a pair of custom foam and resin antlers or horns. i can replicate most animals or can make a pair from a fantasy animal. max length of the horns is 18” and they can be mounted on a headband, or clips.
edit: i have been getting a TON of questions asking if i have these for sale or if i do commissions. i will be making some and posting them for sale in my etsy store when the giveaway is finished. they will range in price between $30 and $120. thank you all for your interest!!
Because I have a fortune that tells me I’ll win the lottery although I’m not 18 anyways. This must be it.
yumizoomi asked: ✉
Hair, doodles, tits, horse laugh, your blatant “no”, reaction to puns, how fantasizing some random situation together goes from yearning it to hilarious shit, picture edits, the way you slump when you’re bored.
Oh, and that chipmunk face of yours. So sexy.
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LOOK AT ME USING BABYLON TRANSLATE.
WOULDN’T HAVE TO USE IT IF YOU WERE A FRENCHIE OR A SPIC.
put a “✉” in my ask, ill tell you what i like about you C:
NO ANONS ALLOWED
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HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON - Because I hate you all and exams are coming up, here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school. Before I tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they are run through the machine, if an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it’s wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didn’t know, you can’t write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?
Reblogged to help followers out a bit with school because f#ck school.
Oh my god. Is this legit?
This can’t be real. I refuse to believe it. I can’t even.
Cheating’s wrong… But this is genius…
Our school scantrons have a place where the machine also prints out the score’s percentage. Won’t do shit for fremd, LULZ GET BACK TO STUDYING.
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Bullshitting my way through this tragic romance.
