So I go to a warehouse with my mom to do the usual shit, and I see the the most fucking giantass niggerbongs I have ever laid my tired eyes on.

The usual:

What I saw:  http://www.g-spot-bong.de/index.php/component/option,com_easygallery/Itemid,44/

Weird designs galore. One that I liked was shaped like a brass violin though. A lot of them had elephants and other worshipped animals on them.

Kids, get high the smart way.