Now set your cup down and stop being so polite, dear.

You’re being unreasonably fake!

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Also, I’m giving a shit about my education finally. 

A bit energy-draining.

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Also, why is it that people find that small=cute?

Giant squid, “SHIT BRO LET’S SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF IT.”

Tiny squid, “I wanna take it home and cuddle with it to sleep.”

This applies to pretty much every animal.

Except pandas, because fuck you China.

 
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