Ed: Cook dinner.

Me: Here.

Him: I’m not hungry anymore.

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Dad comes home: Ed, did you eat dinner.

Ed: No, Jackie ate by herself.

Me: He refused to eat.

Dad: THAT’S NOT A REASON, Y U NO FEED SON.

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Jesus Christ. I hope parents realize he won’t be able to fend for himself in college. Now it’s time for me to finish other chores, review chem and hopefully go to sleep.